Post-It Funnies

Post-it funnies is a collection of possible short notes that you could find anywhere. (You know those little yellow post-it notes I'm talking about. The kind that you can stick on anything so that people will notice them, including yourself.)

I don't know who originated these post-it funnies or who penned them but I thought they were humorous and decided to give them their own page so that they would all be in one place.

They're all fictional of course and widely diverse so I haven't attempted to organize them in any particular manner. In fact, organizing humor on this funny email website is a full time job because some types of humor can fit into more than one category.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy these electronic post-it notes and if you have come across any that you think should be added to this Post-it Funnies page, e-mail me and I'll add it to the page and give you credit for it.

Thanks,

Darry

OK, here are the Post-it Funnies:

Dear Algebra
Stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y!
Your Average Student

Dear Human Resources
Those who say, "There is no such thing as a stupid question." have never worked in Customer Service!
Sincerely,
Your C.S. Team

Dear Colleagues
Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you!
Your (Former) Boss

Dear Students
Not to get too technical, but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution!
Your Prof

My Dear Friend
You've got to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?" to people. Too many are taking it as a challenge!
Your Pal Darry

Dear Students
I know when you're texting in class!
No one just looks down at their crotch and just smiles.
Sincerely,
Your Teacher

Dear Congregation
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
Timothy Jones

Dear White People
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land!
Desmond Tutu

Dear Protesters
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself!
Harrison Ford

Dear Clients
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke!
Robin Hall

Dear Whiners
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but was just as happy as when I had 48 million!
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Dear Travelers
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone!
George Roberts

Dear Wife,
Men have feelings too.
For example, we feel hungry!
Your Loving Husband

My Dear Best Friend:
I once won an argument with a woman in a dream that I had.
Your Golfing Buddy

Dear Women:
NASA's robot Curiosity recently landed on Mars.
Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer or porn.
This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars!
Your Typical Male

Dear Wife,
If a husband says he will fix something, he will.
There is no need to remind him about it every 6 months!
Your Badgered Husband

Dear Paranoid,
Life is sexually transmitted!
Sincerely,
Your Doctor

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Dear Workout Fanatic:
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Sincerely,
Chubby

Dear Daughter,
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich!
Forever yours,
Your Mother

Dear liberal:
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years!
Sincerely yours,
A conservative

Dear Health Nut:
Some day your're going to feel stupid, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing!
Sincerely yours,
Chubby

Dear Government Leader:
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Sincerely yours,
A constituent

Dear Patient:
Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long!
Sincerely,
Your Doctor

Dear Barack,
It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.
Sincerely,
US Voters

Dear Friend,
I've got to get back to work. When I stop rowing, the slave ship just goes in circles!
Sincerely,
Your pal

Dear Boss,
Your comments remind me of Deja Moo: The feeling that I've heard this bull before!
Sincerely,
Your slave

Dear workers,
Save time. Do it my way!
Sincerely,
The boss

DearTechSupport,
Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?Thespacebarisbroken!
Sincerely,
Thereceptionist

Dear Gech Suppowg,
Help. Someone sritched mg keygops awound.
Sincewely,
The boss

Dear Fellow Workers,
Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail friends!
Sincerely,
Your neighbour

Dear Rioters,
Always remember to pillage before you burn!
Sincerely,
Thor The Viking

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving until 5:00.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo it..." Just saying.
Sincerely,
Google

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? What happened?
Sincerely,
1985

Dear windshield wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That little triangle

Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain...no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman

Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely,
Al Gore

Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol

Dear world,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish idiots invaded our country and we got a little busy, ok?
Sincerely,
the Mayans

Dear White people,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans

Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper

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