Humorous Birthday Card

Use this humorous birthday card to bring a smile to your friend's face! It's unique and allows you to inject your own sense of humor into it.

Email cards are not often very interesting, so if you can find one that looks good then you can use this verse to turn it into a funny birthday card.

My cards are designed so that there can be a serious message within the humor if you want, or it can be totally "out there". It depends on your sense of humor and that of the person you are sending it to. It's up to you.

Check it out below.

Cheers,

Darry

Dear

May every day bring you [ ]maggots [ ]scurvy [ ]happiness [ ]less gas [ ]joy [ ]mediocrity [ ]dental plaque [ ]fleas [ ]grandeur [ ]a call from Kim Kardashian [ ]lobster [ ]sunshine [ ]closer to regularity [ ]freedom from being bipolar

as you celebrate [ ]your birthday [ ]your freedom [ ] your divorce [ ] your marriage [ ]"All Fools Day" [ ]Groundhog day [ ] the return of the swallows from Capistrano [ ]Viagra [ ]flashback Fridays [ ]your release [ ]sobriety.

I hope that [ ]you take precautions [ ]you don't fail again [ ]your nose stops dripping [ ]you get your "Tickle-Me-Elmo" back [ ]you have good luck all next year [ ]you don't get fired again [ ]your facelift works [ ]your ego retreats [ ]termites infest your couch [ ]your halitosis goes away

and [ ]you get your shorts un-knotted [ ]the police lose interest in you [ ]the search engines can't find you [ ]your dog returns [ ]you find something to laugh about every day.

How To Transfer The Verse From This Humorous Birthday Card Into Your Card

(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)

Find a humorous birthday card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer greeting cards on the Internet. (Some suggested sites are listed below.)

Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don't pick an "animated" one. They usually can't be altered.)

Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above).

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click "paste". The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name and your friend's name.

Then send it or print it off.

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Greeting Card Sites

If you are thinking of printing off a humorous birthday card to send, visit some of these Internet sites as they may have a card for you.

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