Congratulations

Use this funny congratulations verse when you are stuck trying to compliment someone for something.

Maybe they have received an award or accomplished something or graduated from a program or school. It could also be a promotion at work or maybe something as simple as making a team.

It's a serious message, but you can also lighten it up a little using this template.

Most cards in this area are pretty "dry" when it comes to the message they give but if your recipient has a sense of humor, then try the one below.

Cheers,

Darry

Congratulations,

You did it!

You proved that it's possible to [ ]shoot peas out your nose [ ]down 4 Dairy Queen Blizzards in one sitting [ ]overcome obstacles [ ]embarrass Kim Kardashian [ ]look good in Bermuda shorts - even when the odds seemed to be against you.

You proved that a person can aim for a goal that's [ ]barely legal [ ]disgusting [ ]bizarre [ ]misunderstood [ ]hard to reach

and achieve it with [ ]persistence [ ]pestilence [ ]bravado [ ]dedication and effort.

I know it wasn't easy, but I knew that you [ ]could use bribery [ ]had it in you to succeed [ ]would blackmail someone [ ]were a master thief [ ]would bowl over everyone.

Well done!

How To Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Greeting Card

(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)

Find a card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer greeting cards on the Internet. (Some suggested sites are listed below.)

Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don't pick an "animated" one. They usually can't be altered.)

Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above).

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click "paste". The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name and your friend's name.

Then send it or print it off.

Create Your Own Word Card

See how to make your own card from your printer.

Internet Card Sources (From This Congratulations Page)

If you still need to find a card for this verse then try going here. (Don't forget to bookmark this page though so you can return to it.)

Greeting Cards Page

Click above to go to the Greeting Cards page to find other cards that you might want to use.

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Please note that the "What's New?" section below is updated whenever something I think is funny comes along, therefore some of these "New" blogs further down the page may already have been replaced by the time you click on them!

What's New?

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1. Most Recent Joke

   Mar 04, 24 12:00 AM

   Check out the latest smile here!

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2. Funny Quotes

   Dec 15, 23 07:20 PM

   
   This page consists of funny quotes that somebody else said while I wish it had been me!

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3. Don't Worry - Be Happy

   Mar 03, 23 12:00 AM

   Need a "pick-me-up"? Here's a singalong song that you can easily participate in. Join me in the video as the words are included. It'll be the second song on the page

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4. Tom Dooley

   Jul 09, 22 12:00 AM

   Got bored and decided to redo this song with a different presentation. Have a look if you're curious. (You can sing along with it as well!)

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5. Going Way Back In Rock And Roll - Dede Dinah

   Oct 24, 21 12:00 AM

   Here's an oldie for you that was done originally by Frankie Avalon (before he met Anette)! Sing along if you want.

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